Sorry, but We Only Have Toast | Jantrid
LIFE, HUMOUR
I slept terribly last night. How unusual. Anyway, I felt pretty awful and as a result, the following conversation ensued between Jen and I:
Jamie: "<sighs heavily> I feel like a dried out turd."
Jen: "Well I'm sorry, but we only have toast."
It made my morning seem so much more bearable. :)